“So what’s up with this kid that Master Qui-Gon found? Anakin, I think his name is?”
“Dude, I have no idea. Master Windu and Master Yoda are freaking the hell out, though. Something about him fulfilling an ancient prophecy.”
“What’s the prophecy?”
“They say he’s going to ‘bring balance to the Force.’ At least I think that’s what they said.”
“What the fuck does that even mean?”
“Don’t ask me, I flunked prophecy class, that’s why I’m out here guarding the temple landing pad with you.”
“Huh. Well, let’s think about it. Balance to the Force. How many of us Jedi are there?”
“Oh, like thousands, for sure.”
“And how many Sith are there?”
“Two, there are always two.”
“…”
“…”
“Hey, wait just a fuckin’ minute…”