Daily Archives: September 3, 2026

Old Discordian proverb.

“If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, then perhaps you have misunderstood the situation.”

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The call.

flight attendant (panicked): oh my god is there anyone on the plane who can recite Brick Top’s “nemesis” speech from Snatch entirely from memory me (rising): today, fate has chosen her champion

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